Buhari is SICK!!!

Information just reaching yours sincerely is that the presidential candidate of the All Progressive Congress (APC); Gen. Muhammadu Buhari is critically ill and is currently in a private hospital in the United Kingdom receiving treatment.

The Governor of Ekiti State Ayo Fayoshe also came out to corroborate this story. And if this news is true which appears to be true. Then it would be safe to assume that the man that wants to become Nigeria's president may not enjoy good health while at it.

APC announced earlier on that Buhari is on his way to UK on a working visit and he is due to speak at the Royal Institute of International Affairs, Chatham House, London.

BUHARI IS PLANNING ANOTHER COUP???

The former Military Head of State rtd. General Muhammadu Buhari is surely a perfect man in the art of attracting undue and irrelevant attentions to his personality on a daily basis.

He has once again come out to make use of the dreaded word "COUP" while hosting the Commonwealth Election Observers Group that paid him a visit at his residence.

Read his exact words:

I Will Beat Buhari in a 400M Race! - GEJ

GEJ working out in the gym

So our dear President has decided to let Nigerians know that he is still strong, capable and fit to take on anybody at anytime. A video of him working out in the gym somehow managed to find its way on to the internet. The video showed the president exercising and also playing tennis.

This is in precedence to a statement released from the presidency through the presidential media office that "Mr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan dares General Muhammadu Buhari to join him on a 400M race and see if he (Buhari) would not collapse before the end of the race."

Eh!...I sincerely hope the retired General would not attempt to take up GEJ's challenge o. Abi what is the meaning of all these? How can the two most foremost men in the country take to the stadium together? What if they both collapse before the end of the race? They should stop playing all these dangerous gambit between themselves for the sake of a nation of over 170 Million people please.

But seriously...who do you think would win the race if the two men take to the race track? I want to know o because yours faithfully is curiously curious about the outcome of such challenge or aren't you curious to know who would win as well?

Fear of 2015 Elections: Politicians, CEOs move families abroad!!!

So, finally we are in 2015 now. The so called dreaded 2015 that Nigerians from all walks of life have been dreading for months now. So many speculations and rumours has flown around in the last year. Rumours of Nigeria going to break up, the country up in fire, the army boys snatching power and so on and so forth.

And here we are now, the 2015 that has made so many folks relocate their families to their various villages from the cities in which they reside! And many people are still moving out in droves from the cities and the supposedly danger zones where they currently reside.

Now the phobia has shifted away from ordinary Nigerians to the rich and powerful ones in Nigeria - I mean the Politicians, yes, our leaders o. The same bunch of people we are all aiming to brutalize and hack ourselves for if the election doesn't go our way.

Buhari can’t remember his phone number –Jonathan

President Goodluck Jonathan

The President wondered how Buhari would develop the country’s economy, a feat he could not achieve while he was in office as head of state between 1983 and 1985.

“Is it now that Buhari cannot even remember his own phone number that he can change the economy of the country.” Jonathan asked?

So my people, there you have it. Are we to believe President Goodluck Jonathan and conclude that General Buhari can't remember a thing or shall we debunk this allegation?

Credit: Punch

Elections: Politicians sell property to raise funds

In a desperate bid to raise funds ahead of February general elections, politicians seeking or sponsoring candidates for elective posts have started selling their property in major cities of the country such as Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt LOL

Is this not a clear sign that these people will steal our country dry in a desperate bid to recover the money they spent on their campaign?

My people please vote wisely o!!!

INFLUENCERS WHO GET POLITICIANS' ATTENTIONS AND THEIR FOLLOWERS

Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Sa’ad Abubakar; Pastor E. Adeboye and Prof. Bolaji Akinyemi

Some prominent Nigerians, who have huge numbers of followers by the virtue of their leadership positions, are believed to be capable of influencing the choice of voters in the February general elections.

Their recent utterances have been catching the attention of politicians in the build-up to the elections.

They have, at one time or the other, expressed concerns over the likely outcome of the general elections, which a section of the international community believes may lead to the disintegration of the Nigerian state, if not properly handled.

Some observers are, however, of the view that the utterances of these influencers and opinion leaders have been sending fear to the spines of politicians, especially those who have just won their parties’ tickets at the recently held nationwide primary election.

As an individual, would you cast your votes this year based on the individual whom your religious or political leader favours?

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