Wizkid & Linda Ikeji's Beef - Comical Relief in These Lean Times in Nigeria

Nigerians, especially the youth has been groaning for the past few months since the APC presidential candidate ascended into the No. 1 seat of the nation. People complaining from the South West to the South East, from the North West to the North Central over the lack of basic amenities needed to live a proper life in Nigeria. Our national budget even went missing at a particular time and we started to fear it would end up on suya and akara stands but thankfully, it was recovered but yet to be passed sha.

Massive unemployment and job lay-off have taken their toll on the fabric of the nation. production industries are also rapidly grinding to a stop and the future looks somehow bleak for the nation.

Well, some well known personalities have these auspicious moments in our nation’s history to stage their beef by tendering it on the table of jobless and idle youths desperately searching for succour on social media while wasting away.

Linda Ikeji was the one that launched the assault by publishing a story of Wizkid being getting evicted by the landlord of the lekki mansion he claimed to have bought some years back…hmmm.

You can tell that the news does not go down well with our famous “Yaagaa” Star Boy Crony Musician as he fired back on Linda Ikeji and started calling her names…I even read somewhere that he called her a prostitute who shamelessly had sex with his manager in his hotel suite and that one left her there to go and rendezvous with his family at home. That’s not all, I also heard from somewhere that he rained abuses and curses on her mother and family and even threatened her life.

Well, aunt Linda Ikeji got scared out of her skin and quickly ran to the Lagos state commissioner of police for help (I guess rich people are so scared of dying anyway…all that stashed money in her account..hmmm)

Long and short of the story is that the CP has gotten Mr. Ayo Balogun aka Wizkid to sign an undertaking that nothing will happen to aunt Linda Ikeji’s life and he will be held responsible if anything happens to her…well, Wizkid will have to move his house to aunt Linda’s gate as security now because if anything should accidentally happen to our ageing aunty…hmmmm…he won’t be spared at all..

And to aunt Linda Ikeji, stop publishing personal articles for the purpose of the publicity you are ready to die for…another man may not threaten you verbally o….and we don’t want to lose you soon as well.

We Nigerians can drink a cup of chilled water and smile on this while we momentarily forget that the current economic situation of our nation does not favour us at all…and it doesn’t favour our data plans as well…

You can see more screen shots of their social media cannons in the gallery above

 

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Wizkid & Linda Ikeji's Beef - Comical Relief in These Lean Times in Nigeria