9 REASONS WHY I WILL JOIN ISIS OR ANY OTHER TERROR ORGANISATION

There are 8 main reasons why I will join ISIS like the son of former Chief Justice of Nigeria Ibrahim Uwais and they are listed below:

1. I will join ISIS or any terror organisation if I am a radicalised Muslim born, educated and bred in the core northern part of Nigeria


2. I will join ISIS or any terror organisation if my father was a former chief executive of a Nigerian bank or a former Chief Justice of Nigeria


3. I will join ISIS or any terror organisation if all the money that was used to raise and send me abroad to get first class education and to give me a good and easy life was ill-gotten money stolen from helpless Nigerian people.


4. I will join ISIS or any terror organisation if my various Islamic teachers have taught me to believe in a paradise with 70 beautiful virgins


5. I will join ISIS or any terror organisation if my religious beliefs has been based on the notion that Kaabah and the Holy Koran is the only acceptable way to Aljannah and any person not following that way must be put to death by the sword


6. I will join ISIS or any terror organisation if my father has refused to confess his sins of theft and return stolen money after leaving office as a senior government official


7. I will join ISIS or any terror organisation if all my life has been spent moving from an air conditioned room to an air conditioned car to an air


8. conditioned office and air conditioned shopping and leisure centres provided for me by blood money


9. I will join ISIS or any terror organisation if my parents and the society I grew up in have taught me to believe that my tribe and religion is the most superior and only relevant ones in Nigeria and that I have to treat people from other tribes and religions as dogs and baboons

If I have all these reasons, I will instantly jump on the next available flight to Syria and follow the same route that Ibrahim Uwais son of Nigeria’s former Chief Justice Mohammed Uwais followed via Turkey or Dubai. Or go to Yemen to receive terrorism training before crossing the border into Iraq the same way that Farouk Abdulmutallab the son of former chairman of First Bank Dr. Umar Abdulmuttalab.

9 REASONS WHY I WILL JOIN ISIS OR ANY OTHER TERROR ORGANISATION